She hates me cuz I'm a Manlet
She hates me cuz ion know how to pronounce Albert camus
She hates me cuz I'm a little too fruity
She hates me cuz I drink tap water
She hates me cuz I won't wear a maga hat even ironically
She hates me cuz I fall asleep in public
She hates me cuz I hat maxed to go bald faster
She hates me cuz I don't stretch before working out enough
She hates me cuz I said Hasan piker was handsome once
She hates me cuz I raped peter vack
She hates me cuz I don't give a fuck about clout
She hates me cuz I sleep on an air mattress
She hates me cuz I never take the train
She hates me cuz I talk about my beautiful brothers and sisters in Palestine too much
She hates me cuz I be sleeping 15 hours a day
She hates me cuz savant garde said I'm a rapist
She hates me cuz some schizo messaged her nonsense about me
She hates me cuz I listen to too much skramz
She hates me cuz I have great comedic timing
She hates me cuz I got banned from sovereign house
She hates me cuz I groomed Sierra
She hates me cuz I killed jonty
She hates me cuz I ended Alex Bienstock's career
She hates me cuz I doxxed strange Alex
She hates me cuz I waste ungodly amounts of time
She hates me cuz my oven only has one speed
She hates me cuz my roommate talks like he's from another century
She hates me cuz I live in a box
She hates me cuz so many girls eyes are on me
She hates me cuz I associate with that problematic Twink
She hates me cuz I don't pick up my mom's phone calls enough
She hates me cuz my dad smoked crack
She hates me cuz I'm banned from Walmart
She hates me cuz I bike real fast
She hates me cuz I grew out of being Aryan
She hates me cuz I have too much swag
She hates me cuz I used to be way more fat
She hates me cuz girls just love drama
She hates me cuz the Simpsons isn't good anymore
She hates me cuz I gave her brain rot
She hates me cuz I gave her aids
She hates me cuz she heard James Aaronson eats pussy longer than I do
She hates me cuz I never bought crypto
She hates me cuz there's still never been a chuckle brothers set
She hates me cuz Cass still hasn't let her read at confessions
She hates me cuz i'd be a prettier girl than her
She hates me cuz I lost Andres' virginity
She hates me cuz I forgot her name
She hates me cuz I kissed Jane Brown
She hates me cuz I'm a famous artist
She hates me cuz I send green texts
She hates me cuz I miss the toilet
She hates me cuz I'm vaccinated
She hates me cuz I lied about knowing SpongeBob personally
She hates me cuz I went bankrupt trying to start a lemonade stand
She hates me cuz I spend too long in the bathroom
She hates me cuz I watch so much woke programming on Disney+
She hates me cuz I don't vote
She hates me cuz a bunch of fascists follow me
She hates me cuz she knows I'm right when I say Nick Mullen isn't funny anymore
She hates me cuz I'm top 1200 players on magic the gathering arena
She hates me cuz I think about Mike Bon more than I think of her
She hates me cuz I have a Costco membership
She hates me cuz I post face
She hates me cuz I'm dming so many women
She hates me cuz I'm shirtless with a bunch of men
She hates me cuz I like eating ramen
She hates me cuz job applications make me wanna kill myself
She hates me cuz there's no natural light in my apartment
She hates me cuz I wear Crocs
She hates me cuz I popularized rapecore
She hates me cuz I said problematic things in a private group chat
She hates me cuz I slapped her friend
She hates me cuz I'm on the list
She hates me cuz I got a sweet tooth
She hates me cuz my throat hurts and I can't tell her why
She hates me cuz I'm the only one here sweating
She hates me cuz I wear a beater in public
She hates me cuz I got spaghetti stains on my shirt
She hates me cuz I got boob sweat
She hates me cuz I rizzed up her mom
She hates me cuz my shoes are untied
She hates me cuz the group chat got leaked
She hates me cuz I sexually harassed her and all her friends
She hates me cuz I drool too much
She hates me cuz I was censored at confessions
She hates me cuz jonty blocked me
She hates me cuz I forget being rude when I was drunk
She hates me cuz Cass made a mess in the dungeon
She hates me cuz Charley keeps screaming the n word in my car
She hates me cuz I fucked up everyone's name
She hates me cuz I smell like drier sheets
She hates me cuz I made fun of philosophy
She hates me cuz I'm a Taurus
She hates me cuz I keep it simple
She hates me cuz I had to go and make things so complicated
She hates me cuz I've been crowned the king of it
She hates me cuz in 27 years I drank 50,000 beers and they just wash against me like the sea into a pier
She hates me cuz I'm worthless
She hates me cuz I know too many men with BPD
She hates me cuz I fuck every pie she bakes
She hates me cuz I haven't died my hair blonde again
She hates me cuz she has a lot of hope for the new man
She hates me cuz I still have the light in my eyes
She hates me cuz martyr complex blocked me
She hates me cuz I did the stupid thing and let her keep on living
She hates me cuz my clothes are wrinkled
She hates me cuz she saw me eating candy at the club
She hates me cuz it's hard to hold a candle in the cold November rain
She hates me cuz I throw the first stone from my glass house
She hates me cuz every day is the same
She hates me cuz I don't wanna grow up
She hates me cuz I threw up in her shoes
She hates me cuz I'm so well liked by her dog
She hates me cuz angelicism said I went infinite
She hates me cuz I won't stop listing reasons she hates me
She hates me cuz I didn't share my nachos
She hates me cuz I drank her beer while she was sleeping
She hates me cuz I jack off to old pictures of chairman mao
She hates me cuz I brought a rabid sephi over
She hates me cuz I'm rolling at the reading
She hates me cuz I'm low-key at the function in a shiesty so no one knows it's me
She hates me cuz I'm slippery when wet
She hates me cuz I said Jews have no swag
She hates me cuz I didn't invite her to the party I threw at riska's apartment
She hates me cuz I mailed her anthrax
She hates me cuz I spent all my McDonald's points
She hates me cuz they cut my scene in the anti clout play
She hates me cuz I slayed my barstool interview
She hates me cuz I give too many Irish goodbyes
She hates me cuz she's not the new it girl
She hates me cuz I forgot to brush my teeth
She hates me cuz it's hot in November
She hates me cuz sovereign house ran out of booze
She hates me cuz she just fell out of a coconut tree
She hates me cuz I have beautiful blue eyes
She hates me cuz I thought the moon was made of cheese
She hates me cuz it smells like eggs in here
She hates me cuz I lost count
She hates me cuz I smoke mids
She hates me cuz I didn't notice her new hair
She hates me cuz I answered the door in my underwear
She hates me cuz all my friends are handsome
Joe Buck is a handsome poet from New England.
He now lives in New York City.
My sis actually put down TikTok for 4 seconds to read this because I was expelling air