GG Feminist Allin

Sep 30, 2024

“Vack 1.5 (Snake or Soulmate?)”

Peter is a silly boy,

Peter is a complicated boy,

Peter is my friend I think.

One day we'll go to the bathroom together

and SHAKE,

SHAKE,

SHAKE IT.

“GG FEMINIST ALLIN”

I love each and every woman equally.

I will hold every door in the world but not for men.

I will collect jackets until I can ensure no woman is ever cold again.

I REFUSE to let a single girl frown.

Femininity is the reason I wake up in the morning

“Face Down” by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus is my alarm clock.

I am dating each and every woman in the world to varying results

but they're all beautiful

and I'll kiss each and everyone

on their beautiful foreheads.

“$ephi (Man's Best Friend)”

My life kinda sucked before I had a dog,

emotional support animals

make psychos like me

way less of a liability.

My dog looks really swag

she has healthy hair and sometimes I put my hat on her.

I fed my dog pizza

even though that's not good for dogs

I took her to the park

but she was cooler than all the other dogs.

I took her to a party

there was lots of KFC but she didn't even beg

she was so well behaved

that it inspired

me not to attack Peter.

I impressed everyone

with the tricks I taught her

and then she fell asleep on the floor.

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