Yea, that’s what I needed, thanks.
Whenever I am feeling lonely or uninspired
I take a shower with the heat all the way up
And I sit on the floor of the bathtub
And the room fills with steam.
I recently learned on an online forum
That the euphoric feeling you get
From a hot shower is because it strangles your
Brain of oxygen.
I thought, yea that’s what I needed, thanks. Joke
A block of wood burns much slower than you
Might think,
But a hula skirt catches faster than you could imagine.
It was just a friendly prank,
Leaning past the stall dividers
With a bright orange Bic,
At the luau-themed office party
It was just supposed to be a
The Bathroom
When you enter the bathroom after
Someone else has used it, and you want to puke—
This is what it’s like being born.
But then you sit down and do your business
And you no longer notice the smell—
This is what it’s like being alive.
My secret hope is that when we die
It will be like leaving The Bathroom entirely.
Particularly like (and relate to) The Bathroom